“J. R. Tolkien, an Oxford University scholar of the Anglo-Saxon language, showed that Beowulf was a factual account, not a fiction and that Grendel was most likely a T. rex. This very much upset the other academics because having man and dinosaur living at the same time threatened the millions of years so essential for the theory of evolution.” —source (via firefinger)
“We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills, critical thinking skills and similar programs … which focus on behavior modification and have the purpose of challenging the student’s fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority.” —
The Texas Republican 2012 platform, which officially opposes teaching students “critical thinking skills.”
go to akinator. answer all questions truthfully about myself except for "no" to "are they real" and "yes" to "are they from a tv show".